A funny explanation of how "Naija" babes fall in love

Nigerian women have suffered sha!. LOL!

So, I stumbled on this and thought I shouldn't laugh alone. Read what a Twitter user, Daddy Yo, thinks are the signs a Nigerian woman likes a man:

1. How Nigerian girls flirt 
They call you 'Ode' [fool] but"this is not an insult," he writes, "it’s actually a Nigerian girl’s way of flirting with you" 

2. How they ask if you are single
If she says "'I don’t want your girlfriend to come and break my head o.' This is just her way of asking if you have a girlfriend."  

3. How to know they want to visit you
According to Daddy Yo, When a Nigerian says "'Is there light in your house?' [it] means they want to come over to your house and hang out, but they’re looking for an excuse."
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4. Their romantic words
The term 'Big head' is top on the list of their most romantic words. "Sometimes, instead of calling you Ode, they’ll use ‘big head’ as a term of endearment." 

5. How they say they miss you
"You can’t even call somebody." This one is a direct code for saying they miss having you around.
Another way to do this is by saying "you just forgot about me." 

6. Queens of reverse psychology
If a Naija babe says "'go away jare', if you know what’s good for you, better stay. Nigerian girls are the queens of reverse psychology"
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When a Nigerian babe says 'you cannot call abi,' best believe she misses you a lot (Classic FM)  

7. Asking for a date
Naija babes will ask "won’t you come and take me out?'' Daddy Yo tweets.
According to him that's their "way of saying, ‘when are we going on a date?’" 

8. How to know she cares about you
Have you eaten? If a Nigerian girl asks you if you have eaten, best know she really cares about you.
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When a Nigerian woman says she hates you, she actually means she likes you (Pinterest) 

9. How to know she really likes you
Ultimately, if she says "I hate you... then she’s head over heels in love with you." the twitter user adds. 

10. When she wants to have sex...
Another user, Mista Sola, adds that when a Naija wants to have sex with you she'll stylishly  tell you by saying, "you ehhhnnn... you nor dey try o..."
According to him, this means "knacks [sex] is available..." and you have to "hurry while offer lasts."

Hahaha! That last one though. How true is this? What are your thoughts?